Thursday, July 31, 2008

Happy Birthday To HBK John Leong

Today after skool..
HBK,Me,Adam,David,Aaron,Soon Lai,Kok Koon and Wei Sheng
went to Brem to celebrate HBK's birthday..
We planned to watch The Mummy 3..

Then..
When we got there..
Onli HBK,Me,Adam,David and Aaron gonna watch the movie..
Soon Lai,Kok Koon and Wei Sheng jz gonna play bowling..

The movie was great..
1 of the best movies I've watched this year...
But I still haven't watch The Dark Knight.. >.<

Today..
I finally tried bowling..
The first shot is when Soon Lai them are playing..
I jz try once nia..
Struck 8..
Then after the movie..
I struck 0..

Damn..
Dunno y keep kena longkang..
Adam n David got a few strikes each..
While HBK and Aaron still doing fine..
I keep struck longkang..

Adam even named me..
Longkang King.. T.T
First time play mar Adam..
I not pro like u..

We played 2 games..
And then went home..
My score is onli 30 something 40 something..
While they all 50 60 something.. T.T

Today was a great day..
Though my feet still hurts from Tuesday's injury..

Gonna practice bowling more..
Dun 1 be Longkang King anymore..LOL

HAIRSTYLE

Today (Wednesday)..
During Sejarah tution class..
I saw a girl..
Looks quite familiar..

The girl talks like Kar Yee..
Dressed like Kar Yee..
The voice like Kar Yee..
Same colour as Kar Yee :x
And even looks like Kar Yee..

But hair not like Kar Yee?!
Actually..
Its Kar Yee..
She went and cut it short..again.. LOL

I've noticed since Rihanna change her hairstyle..
Many girls also changed to short hair..

And when Beckham got his ''mohawk'' during the 2002 World Cup..
Many guys start to copy it too..

Why we so like to copy ppl 1 hairstyle arr?
But there 1 guy I know who does not need to copy ppl's hairstyle..
Or style his hair..
But still looks good..

That's coz he HAS NO HAIR!! LOL
He is..Mr. *.***** (does not need hair..but needs polish) LOL
Uuu..SHINY!! LOL
Sorry..have to censor..LOL
Scared I might be in trouble..LOL

Oh..and today hav Sejarah test at tution..
For the objective questions..
36-40=Lulus
30-35=Fail
0-29= NO HOPE.. LOL

Damn high standards...XD
And I scored 30/40..
1 more mark less..
Then NO HOPE liao..LOL

Btw..
Malaysia lost jz 0-2?!
2 goals?!
Compared to the others that Chelsea trashed 4-0 , 7-0 !?
Unbelievable..but impressive..
Something the Malaysian fans can actually be proud off.. XDXD

Tuesday, July 29, 2008

Chelsea Vs. Malaysia

It's finally here..
The Blues..
The Big Phil..
The Chelski..
Oops..I mean Chelsea..

Are they going to flood Shah Alam with goals?
Are they going to trash Malaysia?
I don't knoe wat they will do..
But I dun think Malaysia can come out on top..

If today Chelsea send its first team..
And LOSE TO MALAYSIA..
I'm gonna quit football for good..
Yup..
I'm hanging up my boots..

Btw..don't know which idiot steped or kicked my pinky toe..
During PJ..
The littlest toe on my right is now swollen..
Can't walk fast..can't run fast...
How am I gonna play this Friday?
Hope it recovers soon..

LET THE TRASHING BEGIN..
MY FOOTBALL IS ON THE LINE..
ITS UP TO YOU CHELSEA..
UNITED STILL ROCKS!!

Friday, July 25, 2008

DULANNNNNN!!!!!

HAIZ!!!!!!!!!
HAIZ!!!!!!!!!
HAIZ!!!!!!!!!

#@#@#^%$##@%^$^%..
#^$$%&$%&^#$^%^&%..
^%$%&^%^$%##$^#^$^..
^$&$&#%#$%&$&$&%$&$..

HAIZ!!!!!!!!!
HAIZ!!!!!!!!!

DAMNNN!!!!!
DAMNNN!!!!!
DAMNNN!!!!!

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2moro hav to go to skool...
Damn dulan...
Saturday go skool...
Stupid arr?!
Crazy arr?!

That day I asked my mum if I can ponteng
skool 2moro n go play football..
She said yes..and tell me dun tell my sis..

Then I promised Desmond..
We'd play against the form 5..
So all was set..

Then jz now..
After tution..
While in the car..
I told my dad..
This Saturday gt skool bt I no go..
I go play football..

Then..
Straight kena a machine gun of words..
My ears are bleeding..
Whole body wounded..

Then my mum ask 2moro gt skool or nt..
I say..got la..dad scold n dun let me ponteng go play football..
Unexpectedly..
My mum pula blast with word grenades..
She said..
Of course cannot!!..ponteng skool go play football..
U stupid arr..
Those words cut like knife..

Then I said when I asked her..
She say ok 1?
She said..
I tot u say after skool onli go play..

The I repeated what she said when I asked her..
U say I can go play but dun tell my sis I ponteng skool..
She say..she where got say that..
Where got say dun tell ur sis..
Wah!!Forget about the words cutting like knife..
Now its like the oxygen is needles..
And I'm breathing it in and out..

Then what to do?
Tell Desmond can't go lor..
But lucky Suet Yee's bro got go..
Replace me..
Had to break my promise..
Lucky he not angry..

I would not hav been so sad/angry
If mum jz said I can't go play football and muz go skool when I asked..
Then I would'nt have promissed Desmond..
Then I would'nt have to break promisses..

&*^&%^(*$(#&*(&*)&)$$(&^*
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I wish the guys luck 2moro..
Be sure to smash the form 5 into pulp ya..
I'll be on the field when the time is right..
Sorry guys..I've let u all down...
Blame it on my damn 'good luck'..

Goin to skool on a Saturday..
Stupiddest thing I've done..
Its so STUPID that even DUMB & DUMBER
know better than to go to skool on a Saturday!!

Thursday, July 17, 2008

Just My Luck

Yesterday..
After phoning Sadiq to ask abt today's exam topics..
Jz as I was abt to grab the book..

Suddenly..

BLACKOUT...

Somehow the whole neighbourhood in my area..
The electricity was out!! LOL



JUST MY LUCK!!



How am I suppossed to study for today's exam?
I jz went into today's exam with a lil bit of reading b4 the exam starts..
Today's subs are Modern Math,Chemistry,BC ( i didn't take) and PJ..


Luckily the math questions are quite easy..
Mayb will fail chemistry..LOL
PJ I think hav a great chance of passing..

But yesterday..
Thanks to the blackout..
I discovered something..



As I was lepak-ing outside my house..
I saw the moon..brighter than ever b4..
According to Kexin..
"Its like a new light bulb" LOL
If you notice there's a white dot beside the moon..
Its a star..damn bright..


Before this..
I never noticed that the nightsky was so..
Beautiful..


The power was out..at abt 10.00
Then it was back on at 11.00
Onli 1 hour..What a short-lived joy..LOL
I tot I was gonna sleep without air-cond..

Then the power was out again at abt 12.00

Then 1 or 2 minutes later..It was back on..
Then sometime in midnight..
It went out again..
The heat woke me up..
Half-sleeping half-awake..
Knowing that there's nothing I can do..
I went back to sleep...LOL


Can't help but think..
That there's like some kinda idiot..
Messing with my house's main switch..LOL

Saturday, July 12, 2008

Perlantikan

The road to this perlantikan is a tough road..
Filled with obstacles...
Did a lot of the things last minute XDXD

Yesterday(Friday)..we stayed back to prep the skool hall..
And the students rehersed for their performances..
We stayed back starting at 12.30 till abt 6 something..
Which means I manage to miss both Bio and Physics class.. YEAHH!!!
But next week sure miss a lot of stuff..BOO!!

The staying back was fun..
Adam..1 of my best buds..
Helped me to prep the dewan..bcoz he is an ajk dewan..
He knows most of the P.A system stuff..
But I knoe his main reason is coz..
His GF is my setiausaha..LOL

We did have a lot of fun..
Especially during pinning words on the background..
Lots of laugh and gags..
Then we set up the P.A system..
tested out all the microphones..

Finally..
Today(Saturday) is perlantikan day..
Hav to wake up early coz muz be in skool b4 6.30..
DAMN EARLY!!

Everything went well..
Except 1 of the ahli suffered high fever..
Shivered like he is in the freezer..
Had to send him to clinic and inform his parents..
lucky he is stable now..and did not die.. :x

Their performances are highly creative and hillarious..
But filled with glitches coz of the problematic skool P.A system..
Well..shit happens right?

The most happiest thing today is..
my receiving of STAFF SERGEANT..
The highest rank in this persatuan..
and add it with my highest position of chairman..
It means I rule this persatuan..muahahahaha..
But..of course I'm fair lar..
I don't rule with an iron claw..
I ain't no Hitler.. ;)

The saddest thing is..
Becoz much of the things are done last minutes..
The souvenirs for the seniors and teachers..
Plain mugs that we hav to draw designs on..
Is being done by the seniors themselves..
This makes me feel so sad.. >.<
I told them to leave it to the other members..
But they insisted that they wanted to do it..
Their excuse is they don't want us to mess up the designs..
So they draw it themselves so that it'll look nice..
But I knoe the actual reason is becoz if we were to do it..
We won't hav time to prepare other things..

I knoe I disappointed them(seniors) many times..
I knoe I'm the most messed up pengerusi of all..
I got scolded a lot of time..
And I knoe it is becoz its for my own good..
And I deserve it..

I'll make sure the next generation will not be like me..
I'll make sure they learn from my experience..and not be like me..
I'll do my very best to help them with their troubles..
That I promise..

Now that its over..
It actually marks the end of an era..
Now..Its going to be the start of a new era..
Jz a few more months left b4 I have to choose my successor..
I'll make sure my successor won't be like me..
I'll guide him or her to the rightful path..

The after the perlantikan..
Me,Adam & GF and Kien Yong lepak-ed..
We lepak-ed at a noodle stall..
We went there at about 2..and onli left at 3 something..
We had a long talk about our experiences..
And the hillarious performances of the members..
Its been awhile since we hanged out..
It feels good..to jz relax..and talk abt our experiences..

Then I took a long walk home..
Jz relaxed and listened to songs on my phone while walking the whole way home..

Its been a busy and tiring day..
And an unforgettable day too..

Here..I wish to thank all of those who helped out..
Especially those who are not even members of this persatuan..
I thank u all..
I appreciate it..
Jz dun call me blanja u all..
Coz I broke liao..XDXDXD

Add Math = $##!$*&$$%#@$!!

Damn hate this sub..
Which idiot that created it should be killed.. :x
Coz this sub created a lot of problem for me.. LOL
Its like writing an essay with numbers and alphabets..
Damn this sub..

On Thursday..there is add math tution class..
2.45...Damn close to after skool time..
Which leave me little chance to rest..
Meaning dosing off in class..XDXD
Then always get scolded by the teacher.. :p

Last Thursday..after ponteng a few classes coz busy with my responsobilities..
Finally had time to go to class..
But on Wednesday..my friend Soon Lai told me..
"The teacher gave a paper and told us to complete it becoz he wanna check our work"..
Damn loh..paper oso dun hav how to do?

So I borrowed Kar Yee's book and took it home to hav a look how much I missed..
Damn lot..
So I photostated the paper..I MSN-ed Kar Yee..
Asked her if she finished the work..
She still can say.."huh,got work meh?"
LOL..blur..

Then she told me to bring her book the following day..
She will finish it at skool..
I said impossible..
She said if she finish how?
I say..let me tiru loh..LOL
And we betted if she finish..
I'd hav to blanja her chocolate..
Guess wat? She finished orr..
Damn lor..hav to buy chocolate liao..
But luckily I already prepared it earlier..
Jz in case..

And then I happily tiru the work and went 2 tution..
Then the teacher said..Today we'll hv a small test..
DAMN LOR!!
So..I passed up a blank paper..
Coz dunno how to do mar..
So..
When he saw..what else?
Start ngi-ngi ngor-ngor..Grumbling like an old man..

But funny thing is..
Even if he saw the paper is blank..
He still took it..LOL

Haiz..next week Thursday sure kena liao..
Haiz..damn add math.. >.<

Monday, July 7, 2008

Babana and Payapa XDXDXD =.=''

Babana = banana
Payapa = papaya

It happened during Biology class today..
While studying nutrition..the teacher showed us a pic of the food pyramid..
On a section of it was a pic of banana and papaya..
Shukery..suddenly blurrted out 'babana' instead of banana..
We laughed our ass off..

Akmal then replied..
'Then the betik is what?'
'Payapa?'
Again we laughed our ass off..

And then came a flurry of names..
'banaba','payaya','pariapa'..
'bapaya','panana'...
haiz..stupid.. =.=''

Haiz..sometimes they are so funny..
Going to skool seems more like going to circus..LOL

Then during English class..
Before the teacher leave the class..
She called me and another 3 ppl out..
She said next time..
She would give the four of us more work..

WTF!!

When I asked her why..
She said...
So that I could learn more..
Yeah Right..Like I'm the onli 1 who needs to learn more..
Then Sadiq..who got called out oso said..
"it is unfair for the others coz onli 4 of us learn more"..LOL
The teacher replied..
"no,it is unfair for the 4 of u..not them".. =.='' swt..

Again I asked her why..
She said..
So that I would not get bored in class..
Yeah Right..
She's saying as though the things she teach in class is like a piece of cake for me.. =.=''
(but actually sometimes is rili quite easy de.. :p)
And then she left the class..

WTF ORR!!! MORE WORK!?

Haiz..

Sadiq then said this might be becoz..
She wanted to train the 4 of us for next year's spelling bee..
WTF!! Train for spelling bee with giving exra work?!
Seems weird..haiz..
So stupid lar..
I also lazy to do homework 1..
Now muz do extra English work.. swt lar..

But still..
The teacher's motive for giving us extra English work..
Is still unknown.. >.<

Sunday, July 6, 2008

"Tangan Ayam" XDXD

Han - Tangan
Cock - Ayam
Hancock - Tangan Ayam

That's the movie that we went to see today(Saturday)..
At the spanking-new Kepong Brem Mall..

There were 6 of us..
Me,Adam,David,Juen Woei,HBK and Adrian..

Quite a nice movie..
Funny too..
The special effects were..well..special..lol

The cinema is still new..onli a few days old..
The staff..were..new too..not to mention noob too..LOL
At the popcorn stand..
There were 3 to 4 counters..
But they onli opened 1 counter..
Then there were 4 person on the counter..
Instead of getting our orders for us..
They were talking.. >.<

But..at least we got a RM1 discount..
I ordered a large combo..its original price is RM7.50
But I was charged 6.50..
Then some of the guys ordered regular combos..
They ordered super combos too..
All got RM1 discount..

EXCEPT DAVID..
He got charged the original price..LOL
Damn unlucky..
Juen Woei says mayb its bcoz David is 'yong sui'..
LOL..damn kesian..

Being a new cinema..
Not much ppl knoe abt it..
And bcoz nt much ppl knoe abt it..
We kinda had the whole screen to ourself..
There were onli a few ppl..and by a few..
I mean less than 20 person..
So..it was damn cold in there..
Me and the guys were all wearing 3 1/4 pants..
Our legs froze..

EXCEPT ADAM..
He was the onli 1 wearing long pants..
When we were freezing..
He still can complain..
'Damn,why so hot in here ahh?'
Screw that guy..LOL

The mall was quite spacious..
It even has bowling and snooker..
Most of the shops are not open yet..
But when it does..
The percentage of 'ponteng' in the skool's gonna skyrocket..
Coz..
ITS ONLI OPPOSITE THE SKOOL!!
A 5 MINS WALK AWAY!!

I think..its gonna be a new place to hang-out after skool now..
Mayb even catch a new movie every weekend..XDXD

Tuesday, July 1, 2008

EURO '08

Congratz SPAIN..

Finally it ended..
With Spain coming out on top..
Never thought it would end like this..
1-0..
I thought it might go into extra-time..
or penalties..

HAHA..Ballack plays second-fiddle again..
KESIAN..hahaha...stupid Chelsea player.. =X
Bleeding for his country..blehh..

Now..waiting for EPL to restart..and World Cup in 2010..
Things should be interesting..
With the arrival of Big Phil Scolari at Stamford Bridge..

Back From Camp..

The camp was fun..
Although the first day is tiring..
The first day was tiring becoz while setting up our camp..
We have to dig 'longkangs' around our tents..
Its to ensure our tent don't 'banjir' if it rains..
Its a damn tiring process..the ground is damn hard..

THE FIRST DAY
-arrive at camp site
-taklimat (briefing)
-set up camp
-dinner
-Slot 1=PBSM (me) ~>Pengenalan Ubat-ubatan
~>Balutan
-minum malam
-sentri

shit lar..on the first day onli...hav my slot edi..
Lucky things went well..but..of all the slots..
My slot is the words..coz my members..
Don't know how to present and talk well.. >.<

On the first night..me and a friend..Wei Keat from the scouts..
We got a plan..we wanted to take a shower..in the middle of the night..
Its gonna be icy cold..no big deal coz..we done it while on a trip to Camerons..
It was fun..but we couldn't coz the teacher would not allow it..>.<

THE SECOND DAY
-Bangun
-Senaman
-Slot 2=Taekwndo ~>Seni Mempertahankan Diri (self-defense)
-Sarapan
-Slot 3=KRS Puteri ~>Penggunaan Kompas & Orientering
-Slot 4=Puteri Islam ~>Pertandingan Memasak
-Makan tengah hari
-Slot 5=Bomba ~>Latihan Kebakaran
-Slot 6=Pengakap ~>Tali-Temali (ikatan)
-Slot 7=Sukan Air
-Makan malam
-Malam Kebudayaan
-Sentri

Now this day was fun..right after the senaman..
We were given time to bath at the river..whoohoo..
It was cold but refreshing..as usual..we played some games at the river..
We caught and threw somebody into the water..
We dunked each other's head in the water..
We played 'Gusti Air" a traditonal game that is always played when in rivers..
It works like this..we stack 2 persons..1 on the bottom..another sitting on the bottom's shoulder..
Gather 3 or 4 stacked peoples then we try to push each other until 1 remains standing..Me and my friend Ameer won..both rounds..LOL..

Then during the bomba's slot..
It started to rain..
Everyone was busy checking their tent's 'longkang'..
Lucky my tent's longkang worked well after some last minute djustments..
Then The KRS Puteri's tent was flooded...
Everybody went to help..except Puteri Islam and Ranjer Puteri..
DAMN SLACKERS!!
I'm kinda impressed by the team work..
Black white and chocolate working together..LOL
Of course after that everyone was wet except the damn slackers..
We continued the Scouts slot without changin clothes..LOL..damn cold..
Then after the Scouts slot..we had sukan air..Tug of War in the river..XDXD
Then we played more in the river..splashing water at each other..
My friend and classmate Kar Yee from the Scouts..complained that..
When I splashed water to her..It went into her eyes..and she could not open them..
Sorry Lor..but u had fun oso right? XDXD

Then comes..malam kebudayaan..
another camping tradition..
each group have to do some persembahan based on a theme given earlier..
There were many funny and interesting presentations..
Too lazy to write the details..XDXDXD..sorry..

During my sentry duty..coz its drizzling..I wore slippers..
Then I kena pacat (leech) bite..I didn't even notice..
Til the duty finished..and I went to sleep inside the tent..
I felt there is something on my legs..I grabbed my torchlight..
then I saw IT..a black line on my left leg..near my behind my ankle..
And below the bruises that I sustained while playing football..

The two PBSM guys in my tent..my junior..
Who don't have much experience camping outdoors...
Are kinda freaked out and became squeemish..
NOOBS!!!
So I had to ask them to reach for the salt and..put some on the 'pacat'
as I held tissue paper under my ankles to catch the leech that would drop..
I went and wash my leg and put a plaster on it..
the wound still itches til today..>.<

THE THIRD DAY
-Bangun
-Senaman
-Slot 8=Taekwondo ~>Sparring
-Sarapan
-Slot 9=Ranjer Puteri ~>Iktibar Hidup (survival skills)
-Slot 10=KRS Putera
-Slot 11=KhidMas
-Majlis Penutup
-Makan tengah hari
-arrive at skool

haiz...the KRS Putera did not varry put the river crossing..
they were not allowed to carry on coz the river's current that morning was strong..
they replaced it with an activity that was quite fun also..but I dunno wats it called.. =p
The Taekwondo's sparring session was just 'berlakon' we had to send out 2 reps. from each team and fight each other..well..not actually fight..but more to acting..LOL

Overall the camp was fun...the rain made it even more fun..
If onli we had more time to play in the river..
And the river crossing slot was held..

This would probably be my last camping trip for this year..
Unless some miracle happen and my parents allow me to go 2 the Pulau Redang Camping Trip..

Oh yeah..and I never did see those 'things'..
Kinda disappointed..LOL
Mayb I'm unlucky coz I didn't get to c IT..
Or mayb I'm lucky not to c IT..
I don't know..

But..
Kar Yee..(yea..the 1 that got splashed)
had a close encounter..but she don't know..
whether its the real deal or jz her reflection..
She went to the toilet with 2 friends..
Her side was facing the mirror..
It was getting dark..so she coudn't c whether its her reflection..
But she confirmed it was her reflection becoz onli she was long haired..
both of her friends have short hair..
BUT..THE PROBLEM IS..
she was wearing a cap..THE REFLECTION WAS NOT!!
and THE MOVEMENTS ARE DIFFERENT!!

So..she told both of her friends to run away quickly..
but her freinds don't know what happened..
blurred..
then the 3 of them walked away slowly..
As if nothing happened..
WOW..Kar Yee, U r so BRAVE..XDXD
I admire u..if I were u..
I don't know what'll I do..XDXD
as much as I want to c..but I think I'll probably faint..
Or break the 100 meter record..LOL
Even faster than Usain Bolt..XDXD

BUT..
I did got spooked..and punk'd by Wei Keat..
I was bringing all my members to the toilet b4 our sentry duty..
After that we all lined up in front of the toilet for head-count..
I was standing bside the 'barisan'..the called out their no. from the back..
there should b 12 including me..
BUT..
Somehow..Wei Keat managed to sneak into the line undetected..
then they started counting..from the back
1..
2..
3..
4..
5..
6..
7..
8..
9..
10..
11..
12..

the no. 12 was said b4 me..I SHOULD BE THE NO.12!!
That means..there were 1 'extra' in the line..
My heart started to pump fast..
Everybody nearly panicked..
Then the cheeky bastard came out..
poohh..what a relieve..
I promise u Wei Keat..
The next time u pull a prank like tis again..
I'll throw u into the river in the middle of the night..LOL

Lucky the 'extra' wasn't the "real-deal"...